Ko\u00e7: Sana kalsa d\u00fcnyada herkes aptal, bir sen ak\u0131ll\u0131! Millete \u00f6\u011f\u00fctler verip ukalal\u0131k taslar, \u00f6n\u00fcne yemek koysan be\u011fenmez. Allah d\u00fc\u015fmanlar\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131na vermesin Bo\u011fa: Sen ayr\u0131 bir panel konususun. Kafay\u0131 i\u015f yapmakla bozmu\u015fsun, sanki d\u00fcnyay\u0131 sen kurtaracaks\u0131n! \u0130nat\u00e7\u0131 m\u0131 inat\u00e7\u0131, dik kafal\u0131 Kom\u00fcnizm bitti karde\u015fim!\u0130kizler: Sen h\u0131zl\u0131 ve pratik d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnebiliyorsun ama kendinden \u00e7ok \u015fey verip kar\u015f\u0131ndakinden az \u015fey bekliyorsun, yani ak\u0131ll\u0131 ge\u00e7inme! Ayr\u0131ca \u00e7o\u011fu \u015fizofrenin de ikizler burcundan \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131 s\u00f6yleniyor, bilgineYenge\u00e7: Sen sempatik ve ba\u015fkalar\u0131n\u0131n problemleriyle ilgilenir g\u00f6r\u00fcnmeye \u00e7al\u0131\u015fan son derece yapmac\u0131k birisin. Ama biz bu sahte \u015firinlik numaralar\u0131n\u0131 yemeyiz. Bu arada ak\u0131l hastanelerindekilerin %90’\u0131nm yenge\u00e7 burcu oldu\u011fu s\u00f6yleniyor. Haberin olsun!Aslan: Sen kendini d\u00fcnyan\u0131n zirvesindeki kusursuz insan sanmaya devam et. Millet senle ne dalga ge\u00e7iyor, haberin yok. Tenkide hi\u00e7 gelemeyen, kendini be\u011fenmi\u015f zavall\u0131 aslan par\u00e7as\u0131 Sen kendini bir odaya kapat ve hayat\u0131n\u0131n geri kalan\u0131n\u0131 duvar\u0131 seyrederek ge\u00e7ir bakal\u0131m.Ba\u015fak: Sen pek akl\u0131 ba\u015f\u0131nda otoriter biri oldu\u011fun i\u00e7in da\u011f\u0131n\u0131kl\u0131\u011f\u0131 sevmezsin de\u011fil mi? Ama senin her taraf\u0131 didik didik kontrol etme huyundan millete fenal\u0131k geldi! Gayet so\u011fuk, ruhsuz tipsin maalesef. Zaten Telefon g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fmesi yaparken uyuyakalabilen birinden ba\u015fka ne beklenir ki?Terazi: Sen sanat\u00e7\u0131 ruhlu oldu\u011fun i\u00e7in apayr\u0131 sa\u00e7ma bir boyutta ya\u015f\u0131yorsun. B\u00f6yle akl\u0131 bir kar\u0131\u015f Havada gezen adam\u0131n i\u015f bulmas\u0131 pek muhtemel de\u011fil, \u00f6mr\u00fcn\u00fcn sonuna kadar aylak aylak gezersin, sonunda da her b\u00fcy\u00fck sanat\u00e7\u0131 gibi “Kimse beni anlamad\u0131!’ diye \u00e7\u0131ld\u0131r\u0131rs\u0131n, yar\u0131m akl\u0131n da gider.Akrep: Sen hele sen! Tuhaflar\u0131n i\u00e7inde en tuhaf olan! i\u00e7ten pazarl\u0131kl\u0131, k\u0131skan\u00e7, ahlak anlay\u0131\u015f\u0131 s\u0131f\u0131r\u0131n alt\u0131nda! \u00c7o\u011fu Akrep’in eninde sonunda korkun\u00e7 bir cinayete kurban gitti\u011fini duymu\u015f muydun?Yay: Sen her\u015feyin iyi taraf\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6ren \u015fen \u015fakrak bir tipsin, kendini buna al\u0131\u015ft\u0131rm\u0131\u015fs\u0131n ne de olsa; yeteneksizli\u011fini ve talihsizli\u011fini ba\u015fka t\u00fcrl\u00fc \u00f6rtemezsin de\u011fil mi? Seni adam yerine koyup bu kadar yazanda kabahat..O\u011flak: Sen tutucu ve risk almaktan ka\u00e7an birisin. B\u00f6yle biri d\u00fcnyada ne diye yer i\u015fgal eder ki! \u015e\u00f6yle bir etraf\u0131na bak bakal\u0131m, hangi kayda de\u011fer insan\u0131n O\u011flak burcundan \u00e7\u0131kt\u0131\u011f\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f?Kova: Sen g\u00fcya \u00e7ok atak birisin ya, bir\u015feyi elde etmek i\u00e7in her t\u00fcrl\u00fc yalan\u0131 s\u00f6yl\u00fcyorsun. Ama yalan\u0131 bile beceremiyorsun. Ayn\u0131 hatalar\u0131 d\u00f6ne d\u00f6ne yap\u0131yorsun, \u00e7\u00fcnk\u00fc kafan alm\u0131yor. Ne sinirleniyorsun? Do\u011frular\u0131 s\u00f6yleyince kabahat oluyor de\u011fil mi?Bal\u0131k: Ma\u015fallah, senin hayal g\u00fcc\u00fcn pek geli\u015fmi\u015ftir. Devaml\u0131 FBI’dan, ClA’den birilerinin pe\u015finde oldu\u011funu d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcne d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcne sonunda kafay\u0131 yiyeceksin. Ama sen en iyisi hayallerinle ba\u015f ba\u015fa kal, nas\u0131lsa arkada\u015flar\u0131n\u0131n aras\u0131nda en ufak bir dikkat \u00e7eken taraf\u0131n yok. Kendine g\u00fcveni olmayan \u00f6yle sessiz sedas\u0131z bir tipsin i\u015fte<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ko\u00e7: Sana kalsa d\u00fcnyada herkes aptal, bir sen ak\u0131ll\u0131! Millete \u00f6\u011f\u00fctler verip ukalal\u0131k taslar, \u00f6n\u00fcne yemek koysan be\u011fenmez. Allah d\u00fc\u015fmanlar\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131na vermesin Bo\u011fa: Sen ayr\u0131 bir panel konususun. Kafay\u0131 i\u015f yapmakla bozmu\u015fsun, sanki d\u00fcnyay\u0131 sen kurtaracaks\u0131n! \u0130nat\u00e7\u0131 m\u0131 inat\u00e7\u0131, dik kafal\u0131 Kom\u00fcnizm bitti karde\u015fim!\u0130kizler: Sen h\u0131zl\u0131 ve pratik d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnebiliyorsun ama kendinden \u00e7ok \u015fey verip kar\u015f\u0131ndakinden az \u015fey bekliyorsun, yani ak\u0131ll\u0131[Devam\u0131n\u0131 Oku…]<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[229],"tags":[1534],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gncz.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2521"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gncz.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gncz.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gncz.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gncz.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2521"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gncz.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2521\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gncz.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2521"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gncz.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2521"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gncz.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2521"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}